5 things to remember while driving

Guys,
This is my own experience i got while driving my two wheeler across chennai city.
The 5 things are,

1. Always keep 20 rupees only visible to traffic constables.otherwise you ended up with 100 to 200 rupees.

2. keep going left when you near signals. there will be always a narrow line for two wheelers to reach near signal.

3. Never believe MTC bus drivers and autos. They will turn any time any where.

4. Don't hesitate to violate traffic rules. Feel free to go when red signal on if no one crossing. otherwise people behind you will start to scold like who gave license to this guy.

and finally the important one is,

5. Don't follow chudis :)too dangerous.....